Moments that you knew you were alive, and glad for it. Perhaps a significant birthday, a wedding, the birth of your child, a career success. The moments that gave you pause, and made you reflect on true happiness. Think of the most joyous moments of your life. The desire to feel joy, to flood our brains with endorphins and never step back, no matter the obstacle. Next, let me draw your attention to the human pursuit of happiness. Truly! The most moving and powerful tale of fiction ever told. Racing against other cartoon characters, in a go-kart. A cat that loves lasagna, and hates Mondays. These are all small gnats in comparison to the story-telling in Garfield Kart. Masters of entertainment and the written word. Stories from William Shakespeare, Jane Austen, JRR Tolkien, HP Lovecraft, Stephenie Meyer. A truer David and Goliath story has never been told, and yet, when the dust has settled, the David in Garfield Kart has laid low all of histories greatest musicians with it’s sound. Their competition too great, their foe to mighty. Their compositions, their ability, their artistry and beauty to the ear have all been felled. Ludwig van Beethoven, Frank Sinatra, Michael Jackson and Justin Bieber all together have been dethroned. Nuclear Warheads are glad of their silence, as to not live in the shadow of Garfield Kart. The Beatles are glad for their fading, as to not life in the shadow of Garfield Kart.
Harry Potter is glad of its completion, as to not live in the shadow of Garfield Kart. Game of Thrones is glad of its fall, as to not live in the shadow of Garfield Kart. The Roman Empire is glad of its fall, as to not live in the shadow of Garfield Kart.
We have seven wonders of the world, crafted by nature and the human hand to create beauty of superior impact, and these are mere shadows in the tall stature that is cast by Garfield Kart. Humanity has created Garfield Kart, and we are finally the dominant power in the universe for it. Now, after so many years of being at her whim, we finally have created something so awe-inspiringly beautiful, that mother nature herself is no longer the universe most gifted artists. From the Great Barrier Reef in Australia, to the North American marvel that is the Grand Canyon, mother nature has spend a millennia crafting scenery that is inspiring enough to bring a tear to the eye. Such is the artistic beauty of Garfield Kart, that mother nature herself finally feels as though she has a rival. I’m here to tell you the next step of human history is here, and much like those examples, it will forever change the world. every man, woman and child has been impacted by these events. Their impact is undeniable from the frozen seas of the south, to the sands of the middle-east, the cities of the west, and the great wall in the east. These moments are undeniable turning points toward the betterment and progress of our species. Very rarely does an event happen, wherein the course of human history is forever altered thereafter.
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